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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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"Ahoy, fellow 'billionaires'! 🚢💸 Just call me Captain Broke-Beard! 😂🧜‍♂️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged billionaire, current, current event, event, humor, irony, joke, satire, submarine on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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