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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต has bookmarked:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people whoโ€™s lives are complete train wrecks.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Making waves on TikTok:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Trending via Snapchat:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Making waves on Threads:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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Thereโ€™s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Going viral on YouTube:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Trending via Telegram:

Iโ€™m not like other girls. I donโ€™t have a podcast.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The word โ€˜stanโ€™ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan โ€˜Dennisโ€™? We could be saying, โ€œI dennis Beyonce.โ€

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ has shared:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ has copied:

โ€œIโ€™ll worry about it next time.โ€ Me pissing off future me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

If youโ€™re going to text your boss that youโ€™re an hour late, make sure you end with, โ€œIโ€™m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.โ€

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has downloaded:

Me summer vacation planning: Iโ€™m going to Europe. Bank account: Youโ€™re going camping.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kidโ€™s ice cream because she couldnโ€™t finish it.

Live now on X:

I wasnโ€™t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

My daughter asked me what itโ€™s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldnโ€™t sleep.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Self-esteemโ€™s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Making waves on TikTok:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Breaking via X:

Itโ€™s amazing, when itโ€™s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Shared recently on WeChat:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Breaking via TikTok:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Just shared via YouTube:

I run a parody bank account.

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