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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.