Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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I have no beef with vegetarians.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.