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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?