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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?