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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.