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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?