Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.