So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.