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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.