Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.