Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust. Commentary:Looks like my pinky is now my most valuable asset in the trust economy! 🤝😂🩷 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong. Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture. I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job. You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me. So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.