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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!