if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.