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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.