I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.