Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.