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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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Swipe, shop, and hope my bank account doesn't file for a restraining order! ๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

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