“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.” Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my to-do list is in witness protection 😂📝🚫 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore. Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it. I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it. I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it. After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.