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Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your cred…

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your cred…

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When the credit card company sees me at the checkout line, they should start playing the Rocky theme song! 🥦💳🥊

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boost, buying, credit, credit score, debt, finance, food, food stamp, grocery, humor, management, money, money management, score, shopping, should, stamp on Jul 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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