Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.