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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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