To cut a long story short, I became a film editor. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That’s one way to make sure you’re always in control of the remote! 🎬✂️😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job. I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos? By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.