To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?