I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for m… Commentary:Guess I'll just have to settle for being a fiscally conservative dreamer 💸🤔✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more. …and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich. Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet. I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.
