Brains are awesome. I wish I had one. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wish I could order one on Amazon Prime—same-day delivery, please! 🧠📦😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is. It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four. Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course. Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.