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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.