Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other… Commentary:Trying to solve Twitter math while feeling both cute and existential 🤔😂 #MathIsHard 📉✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math. I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say. Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok. A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions. The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.