Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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How do I un-know people?

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.