I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Single, not sure how to mingle.