“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of… Commentary:Why chase dreams when I can perfect the art of procrastination? 🎨😴 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own. Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume. My life coach told me I didn’t make the team. I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb. The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.