Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're the family's limited edition collectible: rare, valuable, and a little bit mischievous! 🐑⭐️😎 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family. “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself. If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science. Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.