And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.