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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.