Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.