If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.” Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Demon: "I've made a grave mistake." Me: "Welcome to the chaos, buddy!" 😈🤷♀️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?” As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching! I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit. If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android. If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”