I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to find the balance between "hello" and "stay off my lawn" 😂👋🚫 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today. I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats. I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.