The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest. Commentary:Looks like we’ll have plenty of corn, but you might want to avoid eye contact 🌽🤔🗡️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong? “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep. I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.” Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.
