You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist. Posted on8 hours ago8 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your problems start floating above your bed, it’s time to call a different kind of doctor! 👻🛏️🔮 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life. My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that. Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career. Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”