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You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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When your problems start floating above your bed, it’s time to call a different kind of doctor! 👻🛏️🔮

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged exorcist, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, need, therapist on Sep 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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