For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much. Commentary:When your phone's the Sahara, but you still scroll like it's your job! 📱😂🧑💻 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry. Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented. Phone is a cigarette for eyes. Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather. Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.
