My lips could use some attention today. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Pucker up and get ready for lip-lockdown! 💋😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both. If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips. I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin. Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you. Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?