Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood. Commentary:Affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood is like finding a unicorn in a coffee shop—rare but magical! 🦄🏡☕ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler. All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3. There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing. Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed. Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.
