Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t tal… Commentary:Guess they’re just silently training for the world’s fastest thumb competition 😂📱👀 Related Funny Posts 🤝 No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you. Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story. It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like. As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media. Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.
