Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Spill the tea and let your inner detective shine! π΅οΈββοΈβοΈπ Related Funny Posts π€ Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner. Life is short, flirt with me! Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account. Life is too short, and death is too long.