You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?