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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.