My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Commentary:
“Whoever said onions are the root of all evil clearly hasn’t met a coconut-throwing friend! 🌰🥥 Now that’s what I call adding a dash of tropical spice to the conversation! 😂 #CoconutsForTheWin”

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