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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic Monday morning motto! 😴💤 Who needs coffee when you can just hibernate like a bear for a few days? 🐻 Just make sure to set an alarm for 72 hours later! ⏰😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, bed, days, exhaustion, humor, i, lazy, need, pretty, rest, sleep on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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