When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.