My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Commentary:
“Who needs to lift weights when you can exercise your fingers by selecting snacks from the vending machine instead? 💪🍫 #GymGoals #SnackAttack”

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