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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing…

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing…

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"Who needs a magic potion when just a few sips can make me clone myself? 🍸👯‍♂️ Better stick to plain old water, unless you're ready for a double dose of me! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, double, drink, end, forget, humor, me, memory, relationship, seeing on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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